Friday, November 12, 2010


 I applaud the honesty of kids, they tell it to you like it is; sparing no feelings or lowering of self esteem. 3rd grade:
Me: Guys, is my shirt shiny? 
Class: Noooooo! 
Girl: Your forehead is though.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Your Greatest Fear

On my way towards scoring some delicious enchiladas at the cafeteria, I saw some kindergartners intently looking inside a sewer grate on the playground...
Kid 1: "What's down there?" 
Kid 2: "It might be a dead clown."