I applaud the honesty of kids, they tell it to you like it is; sparing no feelings or lowering of self esteem. 3rd grade:
Me: Guys, is my shirt shiny?
Class: Noooooo!
Girl: Your forehead is though.
On my way towards scoring some delicious enchiladas at the cafeteria, I saw some kindergartners intently looking inside a sewer grate on the playground...
Kid 1: "What's down there?"
Kid 2: "It might be a dead clown."
