My second grade group challenges me the most. Their energy is nonstop, and their attention span is nonexistent. I constantly feel like a clown bouncing around the class bribing they children with cheap laughs in order to buy 30 seconds of instructional time. Today one the group carried the comedic load:
Me: Can someone give me another word that starts with G?
Kid 1: Green!
Kid 2: Go!
Kid 3: Gray!
Kid 4: Gang...member!
Me: Nicely done guys.
On my way towards scoring some delicious enchiladas at the cafeteria, I saw some kindergartners intently looking inside a sewer grate on the playground...
Kid 1: "What's down there?"
Kid 2: "It might be a dead clown."
