Girl 1: Mr. Mac, are you hot?
Me: No, why?
Girl 2: Why would you ask that? Obviously he's sweating.
Me (As I wipe my brow): That's not sweat, my forehead just gets oily.
Girl 1: How do you get oil on your forehead?
Me: I have no idea, that's just how its always been.
Girl 2: Mr. Mac, you should lay down on the ground and we could use the oil to cook some eggs on your forehead.
Girl 1: Or you could put a can next to your head and we could collect it.
Me: Thanks ladies.