Did your mom go with you?
Why is your skin peeling?
I got sunburned.
That bump on your throat creeps me out.
Every guy gets one...look forward to looking as creepy as me when yours grows in a few years.
My favorite exchange went to the boy who has a habit of producing politically incorrect statements.
Boy: Did you meet any Japan people there?
Me: Yes, I met a few Japanese people, but not many.
Boy: Were they bad guys with lots of guns like in Black Ops?
Me: No guns allowed, just glowsticks.