Girl 1: Mr. Mac, how old are you?
Me: I'm 27.
Girl 1 (beside herself with excitement): Oooooooooooooooh! My mom is 28...
Me: Awesome...you're making it sound like you're trying to set me up with her.
Girl 2: Well...what kind of girl do you like? Nerdy, sexy...or lesbian?
Me: Ladies, we aren't having this conversation.