Tuesday, May 3, 2011


I don't remember being very interested in my teachers' personal lives outside the classroom, maybe because most of my time was spent annoying them INSIDE in the classroom.  However, a few of the kids that I work with want to know everything that is happening in my life, and at times need to tell them to stop creeping, "Have you ever been in love? What did it feel like? Where do you take girls on dates? How many girlfriends have you had? Why don't you live with your mom?" Recently a couple of fourth graders were hunting around for some choice info:

Girl 1: Mr. Mac, how old are you?
Me: I'm 27.
Girl 1 (beside herself with excitement): Oooooooooooooooh! My mom is 28...
Me: Awesome...you're making it sound like you're trying to set me up with her.
Girl 2: Well...what kind of girl do you like? Nerdy, sexy...or lesbian?
Me: Ladies, we aren't having this conversation.


  1. LOL.... lesbian?? I didn't even know what that was in fourth grade. You have the most entertaining classroom stories... EVER!!!

  2. Not sure if she really knows what it means either.